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Dear Mr. Preacher Man
Malden General Baptist Pastor claims women should look like Melania Trump in order to avoid their husband's cheating not them...
Mar 11, 20217 min read
Hell No Part 1
Alright, so I have recently come out as a “Non-Christian/Not a Believer.” See: Hell Yes. Oh, Fuck for a refresher. To be clear, this was...
Oct 29, 20205 min read
30, Flirty, and Still Farting Too Much
No one feels older than a white girl in her early twenties.
Sep 13, 20205 min read
Hell Yes. Oh, Fuck.
A few months ago I attended a Christian service. And for the first time ever in my life, I didn’t take communion.
Jun 11, 20206 min read
How To Get the Cow...sert
"Why (would he) buy the cow when he’s getting the milk for free?"
If you’ve never heard this question, lucky you. But also,let me explain.
Apr 13, 20206 min read
Feminine Frontlines Part 2
The girl (yes, GIRL) she speaks of in this particular example telling of her “...current life, their work, their time, their goals…” is 21..
Jan 30, 20207 min read
Feminine Frontlines Part 1
One of the ways I think media has successfully continued to pit women against women is with the vilifying of homemaker vs. feminist...
Jan 9, 20207 min read
Preventative Measures
Alright y’all, it’s almost 2020! Which means I’m very close to being able to responsibly and clear-headedly reflect on my 2019...
Dec 13, 20197 min read
Winning London
Being raised an Evangelical in Purity Culture, there was a whopping ONE condition under which I could/should be comfortable having sex:...
Sep 26, 20197 min read
Trying to Cum...Municate
Queer couples report having substantially more satisfying sexual experiences than straight couples.
Aug 9, 20196 min read
Feelin' Yourself
Masturbating meant you were having lustful thoughts about someone who wasn’t your husband/wife. I remember trying to get around this rule by
Jul 2, 20196 min read
Worthy of Praise
Stay young, go dancing, and maybe kiss a little.
May 26, 20197 min read
Prolonged Shit Sitting (and other lessons)
Despite not wanting my mood to be determined by men because how lame, there I was. Being very lame
May 16, 20196 min read
Prayer Tactics
Anyone who was raised Evangelical knows if you pray about boyfriends, God/Jesus always tells you to break up and move to Africa...
Apr 16, 20198 min read
Yoga Is Good For Me
I have to admit, trying to do meditative stretching when I was on the verge of an orgasm just looking at this guy was pretty difficult.
Mar 15, 20197 min read
V-Day Part 3
"I spent a lot of time saying I wanted a partner while all my thoughts and actions were suggesting I did not want that at all."
Feb 14, 20196 min read
The Fourth Commandment
“Honor thy father and mother” - God (or Moses?)
Jan 29, 20197 min read
The Word of the Lord...
There was a time in my life where I owned like seven different Bibles all at one time.
Jan 2, 20196 min read
The Path to Life Is...
A few months ago I ran into an old friend from college. He had since become seriously religious. And also SERIOUSLY hot...
Dec 2, 20186 min read
Guard Your Heart: A Commentary
Guard Your Heart = Don’t have boyfriends who won’t become your husband.
I’m not kidding. Really! That was the message!
Oct 30, 20187 min read
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