You Can't Fuck The Doorman
It was the morning after Halloween and I’d just spent my evening how I spent most weekend evenings in my early twenties...
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Mattie Jo Cowsert
- Sep 13, 2022
- 8 min
Onward, Ho
Today I am celebrating my 32nd birthday. To this day, I have somehow succeeded as a thriving artist in New York City for 9 years; I have...
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Mattie Jo Cowsert
- May 25, 2022
- 7 min
Date To Marry Part 3 - I Can Only Imagine
The one where Mattie Jo shows you how to excel in being a romantic, horny Jedi queen. Sort of.
xoxo - Mattie Jo
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Mattie Jo Cowsert
- Apr 15, 2022
- 6 min
Date To Marry Part 2: Date for Data
Growing up Evangelical in rural Missouri, I was bombarded with dating books that told me how to date in a “Godly way...."
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Mattie Jo Cowsert
- Feb 18, 2022
- 7 min
Date To Marry: Part 1
If you grew up Evangelical, you are probably very familiar with the term “date to marry.” Since Evangelical culture is obsessed with...
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Mattie Jo Cowsert
- Jan 2, 2022
- 5 min
Something About Sundays
There’s something about Sundays that will always be a little sacred to me. This Sunday morning included me waking up a little hungover...
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Mattie Jo Cowsert
- Dec 7, 2021
- 8 min
Do It For The Story
I guess I want to start this off by saying, I acknowledge that I've taken kind a bit of a hiatus from writing about dating, sex, and how...
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Mattie Jo Cowsert
- Nov 8, 2021
- 11 min
God, Sex, and Rich People: The Series
Hello friends, family, and fellow Recovering Evangelicals! Just a fair warning, this blog post is a bit longer than my usual posts. But...
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Mattie Jo Cowsert
- Oct 5, 2021
- 5 min
Asteroid is Hitting Your Home!
Ahhh!!!!! THE DAY HAS COME! ASTEROID WILL HIT YOUR HOMES (Via streaming services such as Amazon and Vudu. Hyperlinks included)!!!! For...
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Mattie Jo Cowsert
- Sep 20, 2021
- 6 min
Hell No Part 2 - True Love Casts Out All Fear
So I wrote some blog posts a year ago that were intended to be part of a series where I break down how I realized the entire effort of...
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Mattie Jo Cowsert
- Jul 8, 2021
- 8 min
Why I'm Still Single -- Love, Your Favorite Recovering Evangelical
My friend, fellow Midwestern New York transplant, funny lady, and writer of things sex, relationship, and figuring-my-shit-out-already,...
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Mattie Jo Cowsert
- Jun 20, 2021
- 6 min
I'm Not Like...Angry
This week I started reading Pure by Linda Kay Klein and oh boy. Oh boy oh boy oh boy. If you are a Recovering Evangelical, this is a must...
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Mattie Jo Cowsert
- May 7, 2021
- 7 min
Boy Crazy
As a freshman in college, I was in the throes of falling deeply in love for the first time. Since I was 19 years old and grew up...
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Mattie Jo Cowsert
- Mar 30, 2021
- 7 min
Too Soon?
I had just finished working with some billionaire kids in Tribeca when I got a text from a dude who I assumed was no longer interested....
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Mattie Jo Cowsert
- Mar 11, 2021
- 7 min
Dear Mr. Preacher Man
Malden General Baptist Pastor claims women should look like Melania Trump in order to avoid their husband's cheating not them...
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Mattie Jo Cowsert
- Oct 29, 2020
- 5 min
Hell No Part 1
Alright, so I have recently come out as a “Non-Christian/Not a Believer.” See: Hell Yes. Oh, Fuck for a refresher. To be clear, this was...
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Mattie Jo Cowsert
- Sep 13, 2020
- 5 min
30, Flirty, and Still Farting Too Much
No one feels older than a white girl in her early twenties.
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Mattie Jo Cowsert
- Jun 11, 2020
- 6 min
Hell Yes. Oh, Fuck.
A few months ago I attended a Christian service. And for the first time ever in my life, I didn’t take communion.
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Mattie Jo Cowsert
- Apr 14, 2020
- 6 min
How To Get the Cow...sert
"Why (would he) buy the cow when he’s getting the milk for free?"
If you’ve never heard this question, lucky you. But also,let me explain.
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Mattie Jo Cowsert
- Jan 31, 2020
- 7 min
Feminine Frontlines Part 2
The girl (yes, GIRL) she speaks of in this particular example telling of her “...current life, their work, their time, their goals…” is 21..
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