Onward, Ho
Today I am celebrating my 32nd birthday. To this day, I have somehow succeeded as a thriving artist in New York City for 9 years; I have...
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Mattie Jo Cowsert
- May 25, 2022
- 7 min
Date To Marry Part 3 - I Can Only Imagine
The one where Mattie Jo shows you how to excel in being a romantic, horny Jedi queen. Sort of.
xoxo - Mattie Jo
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Mattie Jo Cowsert
- Apr 15, 2022
- 6 min
Date To Marry Part 2: Date for Data
Growing up Evangelical in rural Missouri, I was bombarded with dating books that told me how to date in a “Godly way...."
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Mattie Jo Cowsert
- Feb 18, 2022
- 7 min
Date To Marry: Part 1
If you grew up Evangelical, you are probably very familiar with the term “date to marry.” Since Evangelical culture is obsessed with...
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Mattie Jo Cowsert
- Jan 2, 2022
- 5 min
Something About Sundays
There’s something about Sundays that will always be a little sacred to me. This Sunday morning included me waking up a little hungover...
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Mattie Jo Cowsert
- Oct 5, 2021
- 5 min
Asteroid is Hitting Your Home!
Ahhh!!!!! THE DAY HAS COME! ASTEROID WILL HIT YOUR HOMES (Via streaming services such as Amazon and Vudu. Hyperlinks included)!!!! For...
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Mattie Jo Cowsert
- Jul 8, 2021
- 8 min
Why I'm Still Single -- Love, Your Favorite Recovering Evangelical
My friend, fellow Midwestern New York transplant, funny lady, and writer of things sex, relationship, and figuring-my-shit-out-already,...
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Mattie Jo Cowsert
- May 7, 2021
- 7 min
Boy Crazy
As a freshman in college, I was in the throes of falling deeply in love for the first time. Since I was 19 years old and grew up...
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Mattie Jo Cowsert
- Sep 13, 2020
- 5 min
30, Flirty, and Still Farting Too Much
No one feels older than a white girl in her early twenties.
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Mattie Jo Cowsert
- Apr 14, 2020
- 6 min
How To Get the Cow...sert
"Why (would he) buy the cow when he’s getting the milk for free?"
If you’ve never heard this question, lucky you. But also,let me explain.
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